25 Countries Best Described In These Hilarious One Liners...!!!

There’s no dearth of humour  in this world. Here are some one liners that perfectly describe these 25 countries in the world. Pun intended.


U.S.A: If you have oil, your people need freedom and peace.

MADAGASCAR: Let's be honest, nobody gave a fuc*k about us until the movies came out.

AFGANISTAN: You Came, You Saw, You Got Slaughtered.

Greece:  We did a bunch of sh*t for mankind 1000 years ago, now we're bankrupt.

Australia: USA in Training.

TIBET: We have two governments. One in Beizing, one in Dharamshala.





SWEDEN: Back to back world war avoiders!

ITLAY: We are really Important but now we make shoes. 





THAILAND: Men come here for business trips. Meetings happen in massage parlors.

BHUTAN: We're happy. We don't give a Fu*k.

Switzerland: Sure, we'll take your money.

PORTUGAL: We had a huge empire, now everyone thinks we're spain.

CANADA: We're not America yet.

GREENLAND: Once upon a time, a couple of people just showed up, that's it.

MALASIYA: Dude, where's my plane?

MANGOLIA: Still trying to figure out, who left us here?

NETHERLANDS: Weeds are prostitutes, we live life.

NEWZELAND: Lord of the rings.

FRANCE: We like eating cheese and surrounding in wars.

POLAND: Goddamn Neighbors.

RUSSIA: Then, things got worse.

CHINA: 2000 years ago we burnt books and built a great wall to stay as a Shaky but united empire. Today, Basically we're still doing the same thing.

Pakistan: Have a blast, till you last.

SAUDI ARABIA: Family Business disguised as a coountry.

INDIA: You don't cast your vote. You vote your caste.

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