There’s no dearth of humour in this world. Here are some one liners that perfectly describe these 25 countries in the world. Pun intended.
U.S.A: If you have oil, your people need freedom and peace.
MADAGASCAR: Let's be honest, nobody gave a fuc*k about us until the movies came out.
AFGANISTAN: You Came, You Saw, You Got Slaughtered.
Greece: We did a bunch of sh*t for mankind 1000 years ago, now we're bankrupt.
Australia: USA in Training.
TIBET: We have two governments. One in Beizing, one in Dharamshala.
SWEDEN: Back to back world war avoiders!
ITLAY: We are really Important but now we make shoes.
THAILAND: Men come here for business trips. Meetings happen in massage parlors.
BHUTAN: We're happy. We don't give a Fu*k.
Switzerland: Sure, we'll take your money.
PORTUGAL: We had a huge empire, now everyone thinks we're spain.
CANADA: We're not America yet.
GREENLAND: Once upon a time, a couple of people just showed up, that's it.
MALASIYA: Dude, where's my plane?
MANGOLIA: Still trying to figure out, who left us here?
NETHERLANDS: Weeds are prostitutes, we live life.
NEWZELAND: Lord of the rings.
FRANCE: We like eating cheese and surrounding in wars.
POLAND: Goddamn Neighbors.
RUSSIA: Then, things got worse.
CHINA: 2000 years ago we burnt books and built a great wall to stay as a Shaky but united empire. Today, Basically we're still doing the same thing.
Pakistan: Have a blast, till you last.
SAUDI ARABIA: Family Business disguised as a coountry.
INDIA: You don't cast your vote. You vote your caste.
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U.S.A: If you have oil, your people need freedom and peace.
MADAGASCAR: Let's be honest, nobody gave a fuc*k about us until the movies came out.
AFGANISTAN: You Came, You Saw, You Got Slaughtered.
Greece: We did a bunch of sh*t for mankind 1000 years ago, now we're bankrupt.
Australia: USA in Training.
TIBET: We have two governments. One in Beizing, one in Dharamshala.
SWEDEN: Back to back world war avoiders!
ITLAY: We are really Important but now we make shoes.
THAILAND: Men come here for business trips. Meetings happen in massage parlors.
BHUTAN: We're happy. We don't give a Fu*k.
Switzerland: Sure, we'll take your money.
CANADA: We're not America yet.
GREENLAND: Once upon a time, a couple of people just showed up, that's it.
MALASIYA: Dude, where's my plane?
MANGOLIA: Still trying to figure out, who left us here?
NETHERLANDS: Weeds are prostitutes, we live life.
NEWZELAND: Lord of the rings.
FRANCE: We like eating cheese and surrounding in wars.
POLAND: Goddamn Neighbors.
RUSSIA: Then, things got worse.
CHINA: 2000 years ago we burnt books and built a great wall to stay as a Shaky but united empire. Today, Basically we're still doing the same thing.
Pakistan: Have a blast, till you last.
SAUDI ARABIA: Family Business disguised as a coountry.
INDIA: You don't cast your vote. You vote your caste.
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